In light of Jenna Marbles recent video where she rants about me (and obviously, past or present roommates) I decided to go on a little rant about my own roommates. I am not personally a fan of videos as well as I live with my roommates and I believe they would make my life even more miserable should they hear me complain about them in my room a few feet away from where they are studying, gaming, or reading. So! This leaves me with a good ol’ fashioned written blog. (*oldschool*) So here you have it…a short (moderately) list of things I abhor about how my roommates act:

1. Because you are overweight, when I make a comment about exercising, don’t trash it…you could use some cardio more than my tiny frame ever could.
2. Don’t complain about being fat to me, ever.  I have offered to go with you to the gym MULTIPLE times and I offer to cook us healthy food regularly (well, not anymore, I eat alone now because I couldn’t stand all the processed foods you two eat.)
3. Clean your hair out of the shower drain…PLEASE! I am sick of doing it for you because the stupid tub fills up to my ankles with water if I don’t.
4. Don’t tell me the bathroom is clean enough when it quite obviously isn’t…when there is dust on the toilet back and all over the floor, the toilet and sink are nasty and there are toothpaste splatters all over the sink and mirror. That is NOT clean. Its disgusting.
5. The stove…yeah…if you clean it right away it doesn’t cake on.
6. Vacuuming takes a lot less time if you keep up with it.
7. Stop putting me down for being fit and prettier than you.  I am sick of it.
8. I hate your sarcastic remarks. You both sound like major bitches.
9. Don’t even throw my mail at me again. Really?  How old are we…oh yeah 21.
10. If you are in that wonderful time of the month and you get it on your towel…fine..

:)

I know it all too well.

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Yes please.

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alaskaissofaraway:

If there is one part of this amazing movie that I love more than any other part; it has to be this scene.  LIEUTENANT DAAAAAAAAN, IICEEEEE CREEEEAAAAAAMMM!!!!!!

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lightsalot:

I have decided I want one of these on my door. After much deliberation, working out the pros and the cons, here are the justification points that have led me to believe this is a fine purchase:

1) It’s huge and gold and will cause visitors to take notice of my impressive door arrangement. It will be a conversation piece in this manner as well. People will talk.

2) If someone is “alarmed” by me and/or my bountiful collection of weaponry, they will be unable to flee my apartment with haste, buying me time to suss out their intentions.

3) It’s called “The Defendius”.

4) It is basically a pimp version of Pacman. 

5) According to the website, “the chain is long enough to reach the far end of the maze”. Which I believe to be beneficial to the solving of the puzzle. 

The only downside is the amount of time I will spend in the act of actually leaving my home. But with all of these up sides, does that really matter? Didn’t think so. 

http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/defendius/

Lights.

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blainers-kurtsie:

This is fucking glorious

Oh, fuck yes.

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I do this…haha…maybe not to pee…but I do race the time.

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Johnathan Lipnicki aka Stuart Little | All Grown Up

this NEEDS to be shared

mother of pearl..

Damn

Stuart little was the mouse…

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